isohiko:

shoutout to my mutuals who dont know what the fuck im talking about and still like my posts mwah

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fishpillowses:

fishpillowses:

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thoodleoo:

pliny the elder’s proof that magic is fake is that even nero wouldn’t use it and quite frankly that is the funniest thing pliny has ever said

wetdress:

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

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logophile-teen:

“It is you. It is fucking you. I cannot describe it anymore, it is you. You are the only one that I will ever want. I belong with you. You are my home. I look at you, and somehow I can see 50 years from now on the front porch of some old house in the middle of nowhere and we’re together. I need you. You are the only thing that matters. You are my good.”

lampgate:

lampgate:

lampgate:

lampgate:

every day i log onto tumblr seeing at least 5 posts about [redacted] misha collins but it’s always a LIE. why do you all lie on the internet

by talos

lost an opportunity to say “bi talos”. sorry misha for disappointing you like this on your special day

straight talos

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deanpilled:

the last 3 or so days in the supernatural fandom

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sluttymickey:

When everybody is online at the same time and the dash is thriving 😌

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wildfloweronwheels:

No but the idea of Blake and Ryan meeting Taylor right before the shit hit the fan and then just closing rank around her while also probably being a subconscious model of a happy and healthy relationship in the public eye as she fell in love with Joe + proving that a family is actually possible.

And then they show up all over her work; the LWYMMD junior jewels shirt, Baby James voice in Gorgeous, Ryan’s cameo in YNTCD, their farm as the folklore photoshoot, Betty, Ryan being the first to share her re-recordings and now Blake directing a music video… I’m so soft

metamorphesque:

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

[text ID: We cannot simply sit and stare at our wounds forever. We must stand up and move on to the next action.]

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evilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

tumblr SHIELD. for 3 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post would appear on your dash, a pre-loaded post of yours instead appears on the dashboard of the person who tried to blaze you

tumblr BLAST. for 5 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post of yours would be blocked by tumblr shield, it instead appears in all caps at the top of the shielded person’s dashboard for an hour and flashes violently whenever they try to block it

tumblr POSSESS. for 200$ a day you can post using another person’s blog, though you cannot change their blog in any other way nor delete their previous posts. at the end of the day they receive half of the 200 dollars

tumblr TRUE SIGHT. for 6$ monthly you can see when a blog is possessed. tumblr SCRY. for 30$ a day you can read other blogs’ private messages

tumblr POWER WORD KILL. for a one time payment of 6,666 bucks, you can delete another blog entirely. tumblr notifies all of that blog’s mutuals that you killed them. each user can only use this feature once, and thereafter loses the ability to use any of the other tumblr spells. you must have been a user for at least 10 years to use this feature

tumblr UNDENIABLE SUMMONS. for 35$ you enchant a blog such that they cannot post again until they answer your ask. alternatively, you can simply set a price point of your choosing which they will receive if they choose to answer the ask (though they are not obligated to)

tumblr ENTHRALL. for 4$ a month you can use gifs as your icon again

tumblr FAMILIAR. for 5$ a month, you summon a small, cute familiar—such as a crab, snail, owl or frog—which can carry small messages onto your mutuals’ dashboards for you. owning a familiar also protects you from being tumblr POSSESSed by anyone but your own mutuals

tumblr REFLECT. for a one time payment of 100 dollars, the next time someone attempts to use POWER WORD KILL on you, they are deleted instead. there is no way of knowing whether someone has this feature active

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